azurelunatic | 31 tweets for 2012-9-29

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Saturday, 0001: jmtorres: "I walked in on 'fisting.'" - norabombay: azurelunatic:

julstorres:

Hahahahahah my roommate, we w… http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/32508827808/jmtorres-i-walked-in-on-fisting
Saturday, 0007: RT @Inoru88: Rather. xDDD RT @oakandsage Dear self: the phrase is "responsible adulthood." "responsible adultery" is something quite dif ...
Saturday, 0046: @oakandsage Oh East. <3 (oh btw DW dev has attracted a Mudd person.)
Saturday, 0103: OKAY IT FUCKS ME UP WHEN FICTIONAL CHARACTERS THINK THEY'RE LYING AND IT TURNS OUT THEY ACCIDENTALLY TOLD THE TRUTH. #inagoodwaythough
Saturday, 0230: A watched modem doesn't suddenly go on the blink at 2:30am like the last two nights in a row, does it?

Saturday, 0242: @ifonlyella Tumblr tends to skew young and ... lack certain kinds/breadths of life experiences.
Saturday, 0251: My brain's giving me Bad Religion alarms over some of the stuff an acquaintance is posting. Rationally I don't think it's bad? Still freaked
Saturday, 0254: It's also worth noting that while I acknowledge large religious organizations can do good and should be legal, I find them all bad.
Saturday, 0255: Some people loathe Big Government; I do not care for Big Religion. Anything big enough to have full-time employees is too big for me.
Saturday, 0328: "The Sheep Conspiracy" sounds like the unfortunate intersection of a spy thriller and a veterinary procedural.
Saturday, 1119: @flyingthesky Clothing and food are often #validlifechoices. #fishmummingtheunfishmummable
Saturday, 1128: RT @LoriTipton: 4-5" of snow in South ANC overnight & a steady stream of snowflakes are still falling. #snow #anchorage http://t.co/ ...
Saturday, 1147: @flyingthesky Alas! Pants at home should be far more optional. #nudisthouseholdsareawesome
Saturday, 1236: Closed comments on my LJ the other night. I've stopped posting there, so... not much change, actually.
Saturday, 1241: @amalnahurriyeh *pulls out bottle of maple syrup suggestively*
Saturday, 1242: Apparently my goal this morning is to make my ex snort pancakes out her nose.
Saturday, 1243: Dear Twitter, I think you have an entirely wrong conception of my relationship with most of my "friends on facebook". #notweetsforyou
Saturday, 1247: @Eveandriss @mathsie *fluffs blankets* #fishpile
Saturday, 1301: Moose like to eat broccoli and the tenderest and freshest of peas that you were waiting one more day before eating. Also all the other peas.
Saturday, 1303: @mathsie Except with more meat on them.
Saturday, 1319: I tell you what: without modern plumbing I'd douche with vinegar too. Pee + time = ammonia. Chemical burns are so unsexy.
Saturday, 1640: @OrdQuelu Yes, but they're some *freaky* bugs. @emilytheslayer @ms_emmalyon @amalnahurriyeh
Saturday, 1645: @Eveandriss Hooray! (Do remember to chat about that one thing. <3 )
Saturday, 1705: Designer challenges: how to adequately describe generated sparkletext for users without images.
Saturday, 1710: @kitchenmage So far we've got appending "in amazingly sparkly text", listing the color, having someone go through the fonts, & size.
Saturday, 1725: @kitchenmage One-off description feels relatively easy to me; describing the results of a generator to be included in the embed code, harder
Saturday, 1726: @kitchenmage If this particular little dev project happens, I'll be so happy, but right now it's sort of vaporware. Alas.
Saturday, 1946: RT @grantimahara: A Lannister always pays her debts. @Jennernugen as Cersi at the #gameofthrones party. http://twitter.com/grantimahara/status/252236521816604672/photo/1
Saturday, 2041: RT @shirozora: "HIMYM is a show about how awesome Neil Patrick Harris is, but there's also a recurring sub plot about a guy named Ted Mo ...
Saturday, 2103: @donnavenzi You are far from the only one. Though goatse no longer terrifies me after the internet.
Saturday, 2312: RT @BrianDunning: Why did the stormtroopers buy iPhones? Because they couldn't find the droids they were looking for.

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