fucking hell, Twitter. (Tweets from the 10th, manually embedded)
@swaldman I don't think I've heard what you're making reference to, but I've liked what I've heard of her work.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
Chicagoland folks, my friend is moving and selling/giving away stuff: norabombay.livejournal.com/1484808.html
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
Every now and then I just pause to admire my hair. It may not be blue, but it is soft, long, and wavy. Too bad it attracts lint...
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@swaldman Thank you for introducing me to that!
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
instead of "full & a half" bath listing really should say "full & an uncollapsable quantum superposition" bath #surrealestate #surrealtors
— Rory R. O'Rourke (@Mejwell) October 9, 2012
RT @callmejimmy: when your dog learns to sign a marriage license get back to me. Until then shut the fuck up, oh my God
— Andrea (@slasher48) October 10, 2012
@flyingthesky So because I get confused about things that have people, I pictured the Steve in H50 & Cap to be Hawaiian Chinese ...
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@flyingthesky ...played by someone who looks vaguely like Tim Kang. Because a scrappy child of immigrants seeking the American Dream ...
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@flyingthesky ...is totally the best kid to represent America. (less faceblind than I was 7 years ago)
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@notlikenormal Heh. Wonder if he'll have more luck than me trying to teach hens to write.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@flyingthesky I liked that Captain America a lot better. I like white!Cap ok, but you know.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@flyingthesky I cannot get excited about white!H50!Steve at all. I do not need that guy.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@flyingthesky I started reading fic and then when I tried watching the show there were just so many white dudes.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
White Heterosexual Male Pride Day is traditionally celebrated 365 days per year
— FREE FACTSâ„¢ ! (@FREE_FACTS) October 10, 2012
I often cannot even with femslash because I cannot imagine myself as anyone in that ship. Maybe if they were female-bodied geeks?
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
Shower thoughts: Gangnam Style is not the South Korean Macarena, but their Slim Shady.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
The actor who plays Marshall looks scarily like that high school era ex.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
"Marketing [is] one of the most important values of civil society." - direct marketers vs. 'Do Not Track' standard zdnet.com/the-do-not-tra…
— Denny (@denny) October 10, 2012
@shadowspar I suddenly remembered the fight that started a permanent rift between two former bffs. The Googler thought on by default was bad
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@shadowspar Which tells me all I need to know about Google as a culture.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
This cartoon on decreasing iconization is both fascinating and hilarious: sheldoncomics.com/archive/121010…
— Ferrett Steinmetz (@ferretthimself) October 10, 2012
Captain Jack Harkness wouldn't sleep with Mitt Romney pass it on tmblr.co/ZYhzWyV0tbwY
— Gabe K (@Auguris) October 10, 2012
Still angry with myself for stuff from ~2005. Also mad that I'm not over it yet. I'm fucked in the head. #depression #WorldMentalHealthDay
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@mizzyfish You are my MIXXY and it is okay that you were a different person years ago. So was I. #fishmumÂ
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@auguris @azurelunatic Jack might do Romney if he thought he could kill his candidacy that way. He's done WORSE for the greater good...
— Yael Tiferet (@tiferet93) October 10, 2012
@mizzyfish IT IS. I LEARNED THAT IF SOMEONE I VAGUELY RESENT ASKS ME TO TAKE ON A BIG RESPONSIBILITY, I SHOULD DECLINE. REPEATEDLY.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@sweetscholar @tiferet93 There are reasons I am cautious of the forums.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@mizzyfish Without getting into details, there are things that I can only cope with by thinking that way, but this one is not that bad.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@mizzyfish But being able to pass it along to the marmfish is some sort of bonus.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@mizzyfish <3
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@zarhooie @muppetk Did they have baaaaabies?
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
...why EVEN am I going over code from a site I divorced nearly a year ago, attempting to confirm that all the little things look consistent?
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
Is it just me, or does "ICBM address" for geographical coordinates of a human being unnerve anyone else?
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@jemmix I noticed userproplist.opt_commentsstylemine: & userproplist.opt_comment_fold_disabled: had the same prettyname.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@xlerb I have no business whatsoever trawling LJ's code repository. #badbreakup
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@jemmix I saw the alphabetization patch & know how those tend to go. ;)
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@jemmix *nod* I'm looking at Trac right now, not the patch.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@jemmix Not sure if the prettynames are intended to be identical, but they are. From this view no indication of how long that's been.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@jemmix hahaha :D
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
RT @oakandsage:Â @azurelunatic Azure Jane Lunatic. Put the code down and step away slowly.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
Hooray influenza vaccination! Thanks, @aetna.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 10, 2012
@teshiron property for user location on LJ; apparently a classic bad joke. ICBM of course standing for inter-continental ballistic missile.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 11, 2012
@amalnahurriyeh: fuckyeahfanficflamingo: [KILL HALF OF OTP (Fanfic Flamingo) GHOST SEX]tmblr.co/ZyaHSyV3Dijn
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 11, 2012
@zarhooie RT @oakandsage middle names! They make any statement Serious Business! // ps: Kat, Steph, I talk to both of you about cocks/etc.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 11, 2012
@oakandsage @zarhooie Therefore I am introducing you!
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 11, 2012
@zarhooie RT @oakandsage Hi!! I am a Serious Programmer Person! Very Serious and Important! I do not put strange computers in my mouth!
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 11, 2012
@oakandsage (and in case Kat is asleep maybe I will stop rting at her now)
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 11, 2012
@oakandsage But what about putting strange computers up the nose? Or tasting charming computers?
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 11, 2012
@oakandsage Yes, yes it is.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 11, 2012
Goodnight chainsaw, goodnight corn, goodnight winding shroud so torn. Goodnight secret ancient rune. Goodnight, monsters. Goodnight, moon.
— Seanan McGuire (@seananmcguire) October 11, 2012
@rcbeiler Perhaps you need purple and silver glittery ribbons to underscore the "no fucks are given here" attitude. And a skull & crossbones
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 11, 2012
angryblackladychronicles.com/2012/10/10/pre… Jobs that must be surreal as fuck: the interns reading the internet for Obama memes.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 11, 2012
RT @oakandsage: @azurelunatic AZURE JANE LUNATIC, THAT THING DOES NOT BELONG IN YOUR NOSE.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 11, 2012
@seananmcguire I might be otherwise wary. echoschildren.org/CDlyrics/BEAST…
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 11, 2012
@borowitzreport Sorry, I just misread that as "Incredible Hulk" and my brain broke a bit.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 11, 2012
Your Past Is A Ghost And That Shit Will Haunt You When You Least Expect It
— ☾lil ☾weedy ☾ (@darth__mouth) October 10, 2012
The good news on past-ghosts though is that we now have access to powerful anti-ghost technologies
— The Mountain Goats (@mountain_goats) October 10, 2012
People on the internet are telling me to be sensible and take care of myself, using all 3 names. (#whofishmumsthefishmum? @oakandsage & Kat)
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 11, 2012
@zarhooie @oakandsage :D
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 11, 2012

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That was a really fun conversation, though I felt it suffered in the packing from some out of order. It should have gone:
(someone I don't know, RTed by someone I do): You may be having a private conversation with Satan!
Steph: But at least you'll have a Verisign certificate proving it's Satan.
Me: Satan would use a self-signed certificate.
I should probably be better about RTing before I reply to preserve order better if the RT also provides context.
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[ETA: insert standard rant about the idiocy of not allowing wildcard subdomains leading to training the vast majority of users to just click, "Dur, sure, I'll accept this random certificate my browser is telling me is hinky!"