California Profession Superheroes

[azurelunatic]

So have you heard [the one] about the California initiative to inspire boys to investigate certain professions? The gimmick is that there are these superheroes, and they all have a special power they can use on the bad guys.

For example, Librarian Dude throws the book at them. Lumberjack Dude has a chainsaw. [Continue in this vein.]

And then... [disgusted face, holding nose, waving away a stench] ... there's Mill Dude.

Comments

[vass]

Groooooooooooooan.

[inoru_no_hoshi]

... Ow.

[aedifica]

Who grinds their bones to make his bread???

[pauamma]

Grow mold along with me
The worst has yeast to be
The joke's punchline, fungus from set-up staid...