October 16: humping slowly across the runway
"When you want to use your karate, you become the Fist of Goodness. Don't fist a dinner party." My brain has a *weird* filter. #fisting
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
@oakandsage It should not. Especially not martial arts movies that are actually tv service provider commercials.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
ALL THE TENTACLES EVER. #nsfw tmblr.co/ZyaHSyVOfkaA
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
Oh hey! I think I found my title! Cracked Phoenix: Brotherhood of the Salamander? :D #NaNoWriMo
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
Thought: guys who perform hypermasculinity in response to effeminate group sterotypes: Brogrammers vs. Castro Clones
— @xlerb (Jed Davis) (@xlerb) October 16, 2012
@xlerb Popped collars do not stand a chance against Tom of Finland.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
adreamwithoutyou: sherokutakari:therealhamster:woah manI ALWAYS ASSUMED THIS WAS DONE BY HAND.I don’t… tmblr.co/ZyaHSyVPCmCf
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
Tumblr favorite: bit.ly/TYNpfp (from scarletmorgana)
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
(introversion)
@teshiron @xlerb Toms who are not the same: Tom's of Maine, Tom of Finland.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
@azurelunatic Also Toms Shoes, completely unrelated.
— Ryan S (@teshiron) October 16, 2012
@azurelunatic @teshiron @xlerb Tom of Myspace.
— JD (@jai_dit) October 16, 2012
RT @dailydot: Exclusive: LiveJournal all but abandons U.S. presence. awe.sm/k6uAs
— Aja Romano (@ajaromano) October 16, 2012
AMAZING PLACARD! RT @katannh: Best sign ever at an anti-40 days for life rally #abortion #feminism twitter.com/katannh/status…
— Chris Coltrane (@chris_coltrane) October 15, 2012
this might be my favorite tumblr post ever up-seventeen-steps.tumblr.com/post/337020217…
— sevenscream_stabs (@seventeen_steps) October 16, 2012
@khasael @likealiar #fishpile with lovely blankets
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
@nudaydreamer @sixonekevin This is often true.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
@zarhooie @jenphalian With Kat or @norabombay. Usually railing about ONTD -worthy stunts from some of the US's "finest" political "minds".
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
@zarhooie @jenphalian Also, #cocks (because I love you)
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
Bus is a wash for today. But I did it yesterday!
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
@ajaromano My big question: is markf still there? Coffeechica (was volunteer manager) and !peas & trixie (support vols) left some time ago.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
@ajaromano Looking at livejournalinc.com/team_staff.php I would inquire after the status of the whole customer service department.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
@ajaromano lj-support.livejournal.com/2012/09/07/ was a big/sad day for Support
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
@ajaromano I would personally not be concerned by changes to "LJ Media" doing *anything* to change the experience of the average LJ user.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
@ajaromano I know one of the vaginapagina maintainers, and they (correct pronoun) mentioned that it was a bear to get a non-pink layout.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
@ajaromano This was before the LJ media program was rolled out fully, and they were dubious about it b/c ljm kept trying to make vagpag pink
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
@ajaromano I'll ask!
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
The bikeshed is red.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 16, 2012
lawd. you may have binders full of women, but i have a lisa frank unicorn trapper keeper of shut the fuck up.
— _lovegame (@_lovegame) October 17, 2012
Yep. This. Let's be serious --> RT @chloeangyal: And by single mothers, Romney means single mothers of colour.
— Amadi (@amaditalks) October 17, 2012
"If only we can trap women in the home raising babies, no-one will want to go on a killing spree! Except women!"
— Sady Doyle (@sadydoyle) October 17, 2012
No, we are NOT all children of the same god.
— Shira Lipkin (@shadesong) October 17, 2012
yelling from outside. crying. stomping. might be upstairs.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 17, 2012
quieted down
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 17, 2012
In other news, with my car and commute, if gas prices go above 5.30/gal, I should get monthly Samtrans & Caltrain passes.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 17, 2012
@twitter look, when I block a spammy fuck like @totalsend once, I shouldn't be told that they're following me AGAIN.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 17, 2012
Rt:I hear that we need to watch out for single mothers with AK-47s going on crime sprees because the government doesn't create jobs for them
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 17, 2012
@arkeiryn meep
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 17, 2012
The Atlantic: 'Binders Full of Women' Won the Debate. theatlanticwire.com/politics/2012/… #romney #bindersfullofwomen #debate
— jian ghomeshi (@jianghomeshi) October 17, 2012
62 cents if it's full of Black women RT @ryanbeckwith: Binders full of women cost 77 cents, while binders full of men cost $1.
— Charlene Carruthers (@CharleneCac) October 17, 2012
Put this in your binder. #romney #debate twitter.com/jenstyle/statu…
— Jen Andrews (@jenstyle) October 17, 2012
"Anal bean burrito just doesn't sound very appealing." #sentenceswithoutcontext
— Reili Yamanaka (@flyingthesky) October 17, 2012
@flyingthesky About as appealing as anal nachos. #therewasaconversation
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 17, 2012
Sometimes an adult decides to have crumpets and jam for dinner. #validlifechoices
— Yael Tiferet (@tiferet93) October 17, 2012
It gets worse: An informative post from @wilw + The Phoenix re Romney's "binders full of women" IT'S A LIE! goo.gl/A2ku9
— They Might Be Giants (@tmbg) October 17, 2012
@flyingthesky azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6222720.html
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 17, 2012
@azurelunatic now I'm trying to work out the logistics of doggy-style nachos.
— Reili Yamanaka (@flyingthesky) October 17, 2012
@ursamajor I thought of you. azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6222720.html
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 17, 2012
@flyingthesky This might (hahaha) be a problem best solved with body gear.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 17, 2012
@azurelunatic I am so tempted. "What is you problem?" "I want to eat nachos while fucking my girlfriend doggy style."
— Reili Yamanaka (@flyingthesky) October 17, 2012
@flyingthesky THAT IS A PROBLEM ALL RIGHT.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 17, 2012
@azurelunatic if it didn't have to walk down a runway, I would definitely do it.
— Reili Yamanaka (@flyingthesky) October 17, 2012
@flyingthesky This would be more of a hump across the runway thing. (laughing so hard)
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 17, 2012
@azurelunatic I'm thinking we might run up against public decency laws.
— Reili Yamanaka (@flyingthesky) October 17, 2012
@flyingthesky Pubic decency is such a bummer. Bike shorts.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 17, 2012
I just keep repeating the phrase "hump across the runway" to myself and giggling. @flyingtheskyÂ
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 17, 2012
@azurelunatic it's okay, I keep picturing it happening and snerking.
— Reili Yamanaka (@flyingthesky) October 17, 2012
@flyingthesky On wheels. Propelled by humping.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 17, 2012

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Isn't that Emily Post? ;-)
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