azurelunatic | October 19: fucked-up times ten million

@kiyala <3 <3 <3
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 19, 2012

@supergirl_sass Yes! What address?
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 19, 2012

Protip: if you're watching cat videos on public computers, definitely full-screen that shit so the librarian behind you can watch too.
— Emily (@emilytheslayer) October 18, 2012

bit.ly/TAQX2j Ana Mardoll's Ramblings: Deconstruction: Why Do You Care? Why do you care what other people think? Because other peo...
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 19, 2012

@supergirl_sass Sent! (Also I am reminded of my old hotmail address; I was shadow_rose for *years*)
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 19, 2012

Dear Azzie: pls kill either faster or more quietly. Squeaking is not conducive to sleeping. Also, if you eviscerate it, pls eat it.TY, me
— Albreda (@AlbredaAylese) October 19, 2012

@albredaaylese Deeply amused by the name collision. : D
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 19, 2012

I finally learned how to teach my guys to ID the passive voice. If you can insert "by zombies" after the verb, you have passive voice.
— Rebecca Johnson (@johnsonr) October 18, 2012

@cynthia1960 Looks like your account is compromised. Just got a weird DM with a phishy link. cc @whump
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 19, 2012

1D not!fic in @laliandra's journal: laliandra.livejournal.com/45483.html?thr… in which 1D are turned to duckings Beauty & the Beast style, plus Wardo.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 19, 2012

UX folks: looking for someone interesting to give a talk about design for enterprise software. Ideas?
— Nadyne Richmond (@nadyne) October 19, 2012

@boocahcah I've personally found that if I eat preserved meats, I don't get un-thirsty until I've had some orange juice or other Vitamin C.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 19, 2012

Purple today! #spiritday dailybooth.com/u/i5916
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 19, 2012

Oh wow, WebEx, oh just wow.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 19, 2012

Fucking Comcast. @eveandriss, my main internet is out; I'm on my phone.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

@eveandriss Your mom gives any category she is in a bad name, and that includes 'psychopath'.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

@eveandriss This latest makes college wardrobe a comparative breeze.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

@eveandriss Agreed.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

@eveandriss Has your dad heard about this yet?
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

@eveandriss *nods* This is one where to be fucking honest, he ought to divorce her if she pitches a bitchfit.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

@eveandriss Above and beyond how he ought to anyway.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

@eveandriss I hope your mom gets hit by a train. <3 <3 <3
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

@eveandriss Also it's fucked up times ten million that "I hope your mom gets hit by a train" was my best fishmumly comforting thing to say.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

@eveandriss And yet! <3 <3 <3
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012

@flyingthesky My bff does not really understand characters who take on a life of their own.
— Azure Jane Lunatic (@azurelunatic) October 20, 2012