azurelunatic | 17 tweets for 2013-2-5

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Monday, 2356: @dnapizza Hawaiian-Canadian Vampire Repellent?
Tuesday, 0007: @neilhimself Chandler Braley. It's hard to be gay in AK. He parked his car and let the cold slowly take the last of his laughter. #DecTale
Tuesday, 0010: @neilhimself My fingers, accidentally, on an endless parade of pastry. #NovTale #keepmoving
Tuesday, 0027: @sprackraptor You are clever, bitey, and have a brain that works sideways to much of the rest of the world. I am happier for having met you.
Tuesday, 0053: @sprackraptor Do you have the Win 7 version that lets you use VMs of older versions, for program compatibility?

Tuesday, 0101: My fitbit #fitstats for 2/04/2013: 1,324 steps and 0.6 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user/23LLYD
Tuesday, 0133: Thank you, Terise Haleakala, for insisting on your own name these many years gone by. You taught me many things, most in passing.
Tuesday, 0149: @neilhimself I was never called by my legal name until I went to school one September. I began to lose myself that day. #SeptTale
Tuesday, 0204: @alexwlchan Haven't you met that lamp before? I feel old now. They used to be everywhere.
Tuesday, 0207: @alexwlchan True, true. Usually black or some terrifying 1970s color.
Tuesday, 0729: @WordsLikeWeeds @maureenjohnson I cannot imagine shallower than James Bond. Fighting! Pretty clothes! Expensive luxuries! Sex!
Tuesday, 0754: @davidgerard Try this on for size: sales quota for tech support. #exdomainatrix
Tuesday, 0819: @ChuckWendig Payment processor: AAA DIGITAL GOODS TO BE DELIVERED IN FUTURE WTF NOOOO Vendor: ...Digital coins? PP: Oh, ok.
Tuesday, 1452: RT @flashboy: In case anyone's wondering how the "merciless prism of equality" works, here's a scientific diagram: http://twitter.com/flashboy/status/298842245241659392/photo/1
Tuesday, 1902: @davidgerard How long an average resolve time would you give an intermittently supported 1st tier tech support team? Easies cherrypicked out
Tuesday, 1903: RT @jai_dit: Because I could not catch the bus / It kindly stopped for me #muni
Tuesday, 1904: RT @maelman: NaN: a tasty Indian bread that is divisible by zero

@dnapizza Hawaiian-Canadian Vampire Repellent?

Any pizza with both garlic and bacon in it would both attract and repel me. I feel like that robot in the Asimov short story that takes place on... Mercury, IIRC.

@alexwlchan Haven't you met that lamp before? I feel old now. They used to be everywhere.

Lava lamps? *shudder*

RT @flashboy: In case anyone's wondering how the "merciless prism of equality" works, here's a scientific diagram: http://twitter.com/flashboy/status/298842245241659392/photo/1

Is there a hidden/implied "all heterosexuals are white" reference in that diagram, or is it my imagination?

Given the context, I think the 'all heterosexuals are white' thing would be reaching a bit.

17 tweets for 2013-2-5

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