37 tweets for 2013-2-9

[azurelunatic]

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

• Saturday, 0033: @decontextual Green eyes, bad speech recognition, Ayn Rand lamp, and all. #growingupdiscordian
• Saturday, 0040: RT @kitchenmage: "People on the Internet aren''t as happy as they look." "They are cropping out all the sadness." @IFCPortlandia Best de ...
• Saturday, 0120: RT @NanookHockey: NANOOKS WIN!!! A 6-1 rout aided by a Colton Beck hat trick (@cbecks36) of Ohio State moves Alaska into 5th place in th ...
• Saturday, 0120: Desperate times: wearing one of my #PCOS modded underpants inside out w/ an overnight pad as I just soaked 1 in 2hrs. http://twitter.com/azurelunatic/status/300172284411379712/photo/1
• Saturday, 0120: RT @effjayem: If you see a person you recognise from a "missing" poster, report to the police not the contact. Here's why: http://t.co/R ...
• Saturday, 0135: Ow ow ow. Most painful part about bleeding all over aunt's impeccable white bathroom after midnight is cleaning it up. #PCOS
• Saturday, 0156: @aellairene !!!
• Saturday, 0159: @aellairene !!!¡¡¡ Surely someone mislabeled some MOTHERFUCKING CURTAINS. Sleeping on sequins, my *bleeding fanny*.
• Saturday, 0204: Sometimes crude language is the best tool to illustrate a point. Obscurely proud of myself.
• Saturday, 0206: @xlerb Odds are good; goods are odd? #Alaskan
• Saturday, 0207: @LikeaLiar @PigRescuer @ifonlyella Oh baby. #fishmum #vodkaisasometimesfood
• Saturday, 0208: @aellairene God. #notGoddess #Shewouldnothaveeven
• Saturday, 0720: @mathsie Oh bleh!
• Saturday, 0728: @bedlamsbard To subdue any large non- predatory bird short of a swan, tuck it under your arm so it cannot flap. Pinch or bind beak.
• Saturday, 0741: @vassl Fair choice.
• Saturday, 0747: @bedlamsbard Hockey sticks are good for geese.
• Saturday, 0832: Thinking about the many reasons someone might not want sex right now, and "I had some earlier, thanks" is making me giggle.
• Saturday, 0900: @mmmarthur Sometimes on LJ someone will post who hasn't been around for years & I'm like "oh wow we have nothing in common anymore bye"
• Saturday, 0902: @mmmarthur So while it's touched off by the change or update or whatever, it's been caused by the heartless grind of change.
• Saturday, 0948: @mmmarthur There is that.
• Saturday, 0957: @maddow Gin & Juice, according to my timeline: https://t.co/NETnqdxD
• Saturday, 1032: @jenphalian @muppetK Birdies!
• Saturday, 1114: @sassycrass @eassumption Occasionally worrying about being too straight, here. Then I look at myself and laugh.
• Saturday, 1143: Tumblr favorite: http://biggestbaddestwolf.tumblr.com/post/42683164900/excuse-me (from biggestbaddestwolf)
• Saturday, 1148: @alexwlchan @sketchingbirds It's a very nice one.
• Saturday, 1152: @jai_dit People die of that one too. Very serious condition.
• Saturday, 1154: @PigRescuer Broccoli flowers are edible.
• Saturday, 1615: RT @jakllsch: Regarding the 216.81.59.173 traceroute; what a waste of perfectly good IPv4 IPs!
• Saturday, 1638: RT @thefourthvine: Dear fandom: We really need to talk about how “tick” and “tic” are two different words that do not mean the same thin ...
• Saturday, 1934: I don't know why they put Ruby Gillis on the cover. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2013/02/08/anne-of-green-gables-is-not-a-blond/ #BlondAnne
• Saturday, 2019: RT @Annaleen: San Francisco gender style. http://instagram.com/p/VhtOTAIkme/
• Saturday, 2025: RT @kittystryker: Wow. I'm speechless. #50shadesofcapitalism http://instagram.com/p/ViGahuNvjy/
• Saturday, 2031: @jimchines @seananmcguire If it can be signed (silver sharpie?) it would be both kicking ass and taking names. *grin, duck, run*
• Saturday, 2035: @klreeher @niqaeli Am pretty sure from context that it is a bad pun for "tied" #scorebondage
• Saturday, 2048: Not recognizing allusions to classic rap because "I don't really connect to that music" #strugglesofbeingwhite
• Saturday, 2053: (seriously though, aside from the danger of skin cancer, white folks in a culture where white folks have power are mostly safe)
• Saturday, 2103: #strugglesofbeingwhite Medical problems that disproportionately affect white folks are considered "special" & hard to find doctors #not

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