25 tweets for 2013-3-19

[azurelunatic]

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

• Tuesday, 0201: My fitbit #Fitstats for 3/18/2013: 1,235 steps and 0.5 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user/23LLYD
• Tuesday, 0225: I'm watching How I Met Your Mother (154 others checked-in) http://getglue.com/tv_shows/how_i_met_your_mother?s=tch&ref=azurelunatic #GetGlue @HIMYM_CBS
• Tuesday, 0430: Oh my god. All this time with the unstoppable alarm on Android and it was Electric Sleep.
• Tuesday, 0444: @zhonnika Break a ... Habit? *will never lose some theatre person things*
• Tuesday, 0445: RT @JohnTypodMary: "President Lincoln ruins otherwise pleasant night at the theater with medical concern." #cnnreports
• Tuesday, 0955: I just got a "Thanks for being my right brain" from the Stage Manager. That is a lovely compliment.
• Tuesday, 1022: "Get these everloving snakes off this everloving plane!" does not have quite the same authority, but conveys the sentiment.
• Tuesday, 1022: Useful for work: "everloving" has the same scansion as "motherfucking", but can also be used in most workplaces.
• Tuesday, 1033: @oakandsage mmmmduck.
• Tuesday, 1045: When congratulating someone on their romantic partner, saying "you're dating that" is all kinds of icky and objectifying. "That" is a thing.
• Tuesday, 1048: This rant brought to you by seeing some of Grant Imahara's @ replies when he posts about his girlfriend. Thanks for showing those, Twitter.
• Tuesday, 1048: RT @isntit: @semanticist @azurelunatic I prefer it when people say "You're dating *those*?" and nod to the woman's boobs
• Tuesday, 1051: @semanticist Examine some of grantimahara's @ s when he shares pics. To be fair, his gf does describe herself as a robot.
• Tuesday, 1130: @tiferet93 @semanticist Isn't the world just full of lovely happenings.
• Tuesday, 1156: @tiferet93 @semanticist Sounds like in that context, "dating that" is the politely truncated version of "that complete fuckhead".
• Tuesday, 2227: Work email has degenerated into spelling flames directed at everyone's favorite application, which Spellchecks Wrong.
• Tuesday, 2227: Everyone has their own ideas about how this should be fixed. Am afraid it will degenerate further, into a .dic-waving contest.
• Tuesday, 2308: RT @handler: #safetytipsforladies When fleeing from the Alien Queen, run into the cargo bay with the waiting power loader.
• Tuesday, 2315: Giant hamster balls are great for making sure no one gets in your "personal bubble" without you noticing. #safetytipsforladies
• Tuesday, 2315: Never walk alone in the dark. Always carry a generator and 2x500watt construction lamps. #safetytipsforladies
• Tuesday, 2317: Remember to take your "dentata" out before having spontaneous sex with your new boyfriend. #safetytipsforladies
• Tuesday, 2321: .@deirdresm And a large fan, so the exhaust from the generator will give carbon monoxide poisoning to the lady walking behind you, not you.
• Tuesday, 2340: The six-month software order saga with Procurement has got to the point where I'm exchanging chicken macros with my manager.
• Tuesday, 2344: RT @chickgonebad: Photo: eachwildidea: *snort* Dorothy: “I miss Kansas.” Toto: “I miss the rains down in Africa.” http://chickgonebad.tumblr.com/post/45814243602/eachwildidea-snort-dorothy-i-miss
• Tuesday, 2352: Tell the "nice guy you should give a chance" apart from the future rapist by developing telepathy and precognition. #safetytipsforladies

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Comments

[pauamma]

I prefer it when people say "You're dating *those*?" and nod to the woman's boobs

Unfortunately, that doesn't work for referring to someone's frontal lobes, because it's unclear whether you are nodding toward their frontal lobes or their eyes.