azurelunatic | 25 tweets for 2013-4-1

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Monday, 0101: My fitbit #Fitstats for 3/31/2013: 1,707 steps and 0.7 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user/23LLYD
Monday, 0138: RT @AlsBoy: I may see a better menu typo in this lifetime but I doubt it. http://twitpic.com/bgmtow
Monday, 0141: Time for business! *crosses arms* RT @KevinM0518 Netflix's April Fool's Day contribution? http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGwGhVZCMAApV_l.jpg
Monday, 0142: Good april fool's jokes are harmlessly out of character. Bad ones betray trust.
Monday, 0200: Stupid leg has the pain. Not fair that it is angry with me for not using the cane.

Monday, 0853: Standing offer: I will computer-technobabble-beta-read for my people. This will help make it not sound blatantly wrong.
Monday, 1015: My Overlady took a good long look at my candy dish and declared: "This is candy that should not exist." https://twitter.com/azurelunatic/status/318773558119645185/photo/1
Monday, 1022: @Inoru88 I am sure that all of them have their merits. However, all together? Heh.
Monday, 1102: @oaknfell Heeeeeee. Will you be in Palo Alto any time soon?
Monday, 1145: @Inoru88 Don't forget the pop rock garnish.
Monday, 1231: RT @kiyala: oh my god, you can't pull April Fools jokes about DC because the dumb shit you come up with is on par with the dumb shit the ...
Monday, 1233: RT @idonotlikepeas: I actually like peas a lot.
Monday, 1244: @sushimustwrite *raises hand*
Monday, 1340: @oakandsage Just wait a couple days and you will be "RAR WHERE IS MY FUCKING PROTEIN GIVE ME IT". #intuitiveeating
Monday, 1341: @oakandsage But they are handy blenders. You should have a magic bullet for work.
Monday, 1343: "Catastrophic" is a nice severity. I'm saving it for best. #critical
Monday, 1621: @NathanFillion I say this with love: I hate you. #aprilfools
Monday, 1629: Oh how fun. #sfbart delay due to some jackass on my train vs. the door. Conductor walking back fast & *pissed*
Monday, 1629: In other news, my hat is fabulous enough a random lady asked for a pic. #sfbart
Monday, 1631: Moving again. #sfbart
Monday, 1709: @TheBloggess On my way. With my rooster.
Monday, 1739: Today I learned that @TheBloggess had radon water. I had arsenic water! Hooray for dodgy plumbing!
Monday, 1823: HR chapter. Cannot stop giggling.
Monday, 2004: My fabulous trainwreck hat: (cc: @TheBloggess ) https://twitter.com/azurelunatic/status/318921887805743104/photo/1
Monday, 2018: I delight in not having been the only one to bring my large metal rooster to @TheBloggess 's signing.

I wonder what the shorter slot is in http://thebloggess.com/2013/04/this-is-not-an-april-fools-day-joke-unless-its-one-on-me/. For crushing CDs maybe? I can't make out the glyph next to it well enough, but it looks kinda disk-shaped.

My phone's zoom agrees that it's a CD.

*nod* That puts data sharding into a whole new perspective.

25 tweets for 2013-4-1

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