azurelunatic | 18 tweets for 2013-4-29

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Monday, 0101: My fitbit #Fitstats for 4/28/2013: 554 steps and 0.2 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user/23LLYD
Monday, 0330: RT @jai_dit: Accidentally confused my brother by saying "pastede on yey" to him. Oops. (Had to translate it as "shoddy", in context.)
Monday, 0331: RT @qntm: In apocalyptic movies, the famous landmarks are destroyed first. In post-apocalyptic movies, they're the only things left standin…
Monday, 0401: RT @ActuallyNPH: At our great friends @BeckyBaeling & Kris Lythgoe’s murder mystery wedding. The game, as they say, is afoot! http://t.…
Monday, 0405: RT @ThePoke: Protest banner of the day https://twitter.com/aliveness_ape/status/328706302584954880/photo/1 (via @aliveness_ape)

Monday, 0410: @shirozora It is various hell.
Monday, 1115: RT @abigailb: If you're worried about being fictional, count the number of people you know with the same first name. If it's >1 you are …
Monday, 1117: .@abigailb This does not work for some of my characters. Connie has a Michael problem, and I think Max is inundated with Daves.
Monday, 1126: RT @quinnnorton: Saying naive users don't care about privacy is exactly like saying illiterate people don't care about knowledge. It's the …
Monday, 1128: RT @saladinahmed: If 'zounds!' is short for 'His wounds,' does that mean 'zoinks!' is short for 'His oinks?'
Monday, 1140: RT @santaevita: also, men, here are some safety tips for if you're worried about misandrists :3 http://silentpunk.tumblr.com/post/42495735682/safety-tips-for-men
Monday, 1146: RT @gregvaneekhout: Not taking one tiny bit of respect away from Jason Collins, but maybe worth noting that the WNBA is a pro team sport w/…
Monday, 1147: RT @belmikey: I live for the day when J Random Celebrity coming out of the closet is not even noteworthy, let alone a significant news even…
Monday, 1154: @xlerb Well isn't *that* special. *facedesk*
Monday, 1516: RT @ceterum_censeo: "Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Bug in your state machine"
"Who's there?"
Monday, 1517: RT @nanaze: @ceterum_censeo @__DavidFlanagan
"Knock, knock"
"Race condition"
"Who's there?"
Monday, 1909: Yelling at Excel makes an excellent change in my day's activities.
Monday, 2304: Sometimes I read not because I find the premise plausible, but because I want to see how the fancy hell the author makes *that* work.

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