azurelunatic | 20 tweets for 2013-5-5

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Sunday, 0103: My fitbit #Fitstats for 5/04/2013: 2,113 steps and 0.9 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user/23LLYD
Sunday, 0130: @thefourthvine The mics are shit. Alas. Which is why I try not to do it in public.
Sunday, 0137: @thefourthvine When the integrated mic is within 2" of your mouth. Even most headset mics are not there. Sadly.
Sunday, 0138: @thefourthvine The people who look like they are about to lick their phones are doing it right!
Sunday, 0141: @thefourthvine Uhura's headset seems more magical than ever considering that she was on it all day & yet the whole bridge did not hear...

Sunday, 0144: RT @thefourthvine: @azurelunatic hey, I’m all for phone licking, provided you get Siri’s consent in advance.
Sunday, 0150: RT @thefourthvine: Modern medicine, when a small child thinks what doctors do is make people wait, it’s a good time to check your business …
Sunday, 0228: @amaditalks @thefourthvine That can't have been good for anyone involved. Alas!
Sunday, 0907: Still bitter about Comcast email. I get enough of that web interface elsewhere. I suspect I am terrible@ being on the other end of techsuppt
Sunday, 0932: RT @SFBayBridge: Oakland cranes have spent whole day so far devising a complex conspiracy theory about how the Empire is really responsible…
Sunday, 0934: RT @Cinder_Wolf: Serious? https://twitter.com/Cinder_Wolf/status/330839336092319744/photo/1
Sunday, 0952: RT @notlikenormal: When I see "This book printed on acid-free paper." I wonder if "acid-free" includes the author. Not always so sure...
Sunday, 0956: RT @InnuendoStudios: In my text adventure, "proselytize" is an action verb, thanks to @rosefox. http://storify.com/rosefox/go-north
Sunday, 1007: RT @andrewducker: Man spends a year without the internet, discovers that his problems are not the internet's fault. http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/1/4279674/im-still-here-back-online-after-a-year-without-the-internet?buffer_share=a866e&utm_source=buffer&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Buffer%253A%252Bandrewducker%252Bon%252Btwitter
Sunday, 1010: RT @garyslapper: Legal headlines that could have been composed with greater care:

DOCTOR TESTIFIES IN HORSE SUIT

JUVENILE COURT TO TRY S…
Sunday, 1016: Tumblr favorite: http://charnanigans.tumblr.com/post/49661844659/on-periods-lets-put-this-shit-to-bed-right-now (from charnanigans)
Sunday, 1613: Tumblr favorite: http://snakewife.tumblr.com/post/48139706351/erosart-dire-straights-by-nosredna1313 (from snakewife)
Sunday, 1947: 60,000 #bees may not be the best roommates. http://news.yahoo.com/utah-cabin-had-uninvited-guests-60-000-bees-180046644.html
Sunday, 1951: @rikibeth He'd probably get a cup of coffee.
Sunday, 2243: RT @mikeindustries: A lenticular-printed poster designed to help abused children by showing them a different image than adults see: http://…

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