azurelunatic | My tweets

Sun, 14:05: RT @xlerb: Suggested payload for #FxOS security exploits: play The Fox by Ylvis uncontrollably at full volume, and restart it on boot.
Sun, 14:10: RT @KathleenMRooney: Most mind-blowing fact I've encountered all month, scurvy-related or otherwise: http://t.co/clyHihWZp8
Sun, 14:14: RT @Anti_Intellect: #BeingAChristian does not give you the right to hijack public education. Students need science education and sex educat…
Sun, 14:14: RT @semanticist: SHIT. Forgot important detail for new car. Need to pick up some furry D20s.
Sun, 14:24: Photoset: Kristen Stewart for Vogue (Feb 2011), photographed by Mario Testino http://t.co/zfMB1JC8Hf
Sun, 14:27: RT @dallasnews: .@RodgerMJones: Treat your children well, cuz they’re the ones who’ll write your obit http://t.co/GhF7yNVVe9
Sun, 14:30: RT @semanticist: This is fucking brutal. Take heart, it doesn't have to be that way - but it probably will end up like it. http://t.co/uUCk…
Sun, 14:46: Photo: truthandglory: assbanditkirk: whoa canada someone needs to turn down that sass level Two things to... http://t.co/axuoX8ld91
Sun, 15:27: That vitamin C bit would be a great way to introduce novel teleportation danger. Drain vit c repeatedly, risk advanced scurvy & bleeding.
Sun, 15:36: RT @trixieleitz: @azurelunatic People who have ever had major surgery may find with repeated teleportation that critical bits start to fall…

Sun, 19:12: "Sex and rape are not different kinds of apples, or even apples and oranges. They’re apples and slugs:..." http://t.co/7qREi0i0Tt
Sun, 23:16: RT @direlog: I have deep-fried the plums that were in the icebox thank you for visiting the Ohio state fair
Mon, 01:01: My fitbit #Fitstats for 9/15/2013: 888 steps and 0.4 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
Mon, 02:05: "Thanks. It has pockets!" - every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets... http://t.co/01hcdFjjpy
Mon, 04:42: RT @druidsfire: This is what I did with the autographs I got from @donttrythis and @JamieNoTweet at DragonCon. Thanks, gentlemen! http://t.…
Mon, 04:43: RT @werttrew: A mark of a good narrative is that you couldn't predict what happens beforehand but it seems perfectly inevitable afterwards.…
Mon, 06:43: Tumblr favorite: http://t.co/ddIT2zIhpD (from pocketaimee)
Mon, 08:39: Oi, my sleep schedule.
Mon, 09:36: Photoset: dudski: I’ve already screamed a LOT about how in all the time she spent restoring Gipsy Danger and... http://t.co/RqD7cPj31H
Mon, 09:43: Aha! That hella distracting noise is the men's bathroom door. SQUEAK HARD NOW LITTLE HINGE THEY WILL COME FOR YOU