azurelunatic | My tweets

Wed, 12:31: Various Oracle apps (iExpense, etc.) mentioned over lunch. I hissed & recoiled. Unanimous agreement, pained laughter.
Wed, 16:48: RT @serafinowicz: Thank you for calling SeaWorld. Your call may be recorded for training porpoises.
Wed, 16:53: RT @JustineLavaworm: I am still giggling at "love tragedy". Every writer should invent their own genre. I write "friendship explosion". How…
Wed, 16:53: I write magical slapstick. #mygenre
Wed, 17:20: Guy with apparently no internal monologue loudly noticing the various non-word communications from the young wheelchair user. #awkward
Wed, 17:44: RT @oakandsage: Or maybe just Gleefully Destroying Everything I Touch #mygenre
Wed, 17:56: The #himym podcast Glitter episode is worth listening to for the innuendo-laden Alanis parody moment.
Wed, 19:12: Overheard: I wonder how old everyone is on tumblr.. Put a | by your age. - 11:| 12:||| 13: |||||||... http://t.co/NIqGjozXiI
Wed, 19:29: RT @rareunearthly: I hope whoever finally settles in the #50SoG movies loves them the way RPattz does Twilight.
Wed, 19:36: Oh hey, it's October. *grin, duck, run*

Wed, 21:00: Photoset: amalnahurriyeh: nezua: fenisoffended: This year’s STARS posters. i like this because it highlights... http://t.co/WtmQ6GM75s
Wed, 21:26: Photo: endersgamemovie: @EndersGameMovie. November 1st. Get Tickets Now! I will not be getting tickets, now... http://t.co/rv1z80cyEM
Wed, 23:17: "On the other hand, a lot of anti-makeup sentiment– particularly anything that starts talking about how..." http://t.co/svnLi62muK
Thu, 01:03: My fitbit #Fitstats for 10/23/2013: 5,572 steps and 2.4 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
Thu, 09:36: Photo: liartownusa: The Big Book of Online UNSOLICITED BULLSHIT by Rainbow Brown http://t.co/ml1QA4Pd40
Thu, 09:57: Chilly!
Thu, 09:59: Really enjoying kaberett's juxtaposition of TODO/TADA lists, the latter being the completed items. The wordplay delights me.
Thu, 10:00: Bee drama at the company meeting. Glad I am not perfumed today.
Thu, 10:05: RT @froots101: The dev ops world could be improved drastically by combining Chef and Puppet and calling it Swedish Chef.