azurelunatic | My tweets

Fri, 23:11: Overheard: Epic Typo Is Epic - [9:38:57 PM] Luci: I made some dijon mustard w/ rosemary chicken with... http://t.co/5kfmmaVgmv
Sat, 01:02: My fitbit #Fitstats for 10/25/2013: 5,161 steps and 2.2 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
Sat, 08:27: The offending high heels have been sacked. Binned. Super cute, painful as mustardfuck, and actively disintegrating.
Sat, 08:38: RT @jenphalian: The primary intended function of these boots was probably not walking; I can tell because of this blister that's forming.
Sat, 08:39: RT @semanticist: Thanks, security theatre, for making my wife cry tonight. I don't blame the terrorists, I blame our fucking government and…
Sat, 08:55: RT @GMPCityCentre: PCSOs have already been to a couple of jobs this morning. Vagrants gobbling it off on Cross St & 3 people having sex on …
Sat, 08:55: RT @GMPCityCentre: Just to confirm it was vagrants 'GOBBING' it off (shouting and swearing) and not gobbling #PredictiveText #Argh
Sat, 09:15: RT @baratunde: we could see power shutting down in the city. So that was a moment when you started to say, Oh [expletive] http://t.co/iy2Q…
Sat, 09:15: http://t.co/Rz4he0PC4O List of Fictional Drugs Banned By The FDA | Slate Star Codex (via pinboard)
Sat, 10:43: Tumblr favorite: http://t.co/GQVgWdnmk4 (from codename-eve)