azurelunatic | My tweets

Tue, 12:30: Monitor related hilarity with Overlady. Hair badly askew.
Tue, 13:32: Impromptu #cupcake lunch = the Aristocrats, what-if, & if 3 people ask for a chainsaw from helpdesk it's a movement & we're all in Group W.
Tue, 14:24: Photo: Thor: The Dark World touches everyone differently. http://t.co/XufmvSVArx
Tue, 16:55: RT @nadyne: There are half-pound peppermint patties. #themoreyouknow @ VMware, Inc. http://t.co/3AAbkodW7S
Tue, 17:03: RT @philip4g: I work for Bic's security. I do... pen testing.
Tue, 18:19: Anything fun going on tonight? :-P
Tue, 19:12: D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes - corruptionpoints: mindchildofmadness submits: Strength is being able to... http://t.co/3yKSt3qT8k
Wed, 00:01: Happy New Year! @Eveandriss
Wed, 00:05: Have sent required messages, now wandering out in nightgown & rainbows but all the booming seems to be out of sight.
Wed, 01:04: My fitbit #Fitstats for 12/31/2013: 8,031 steps and 3.5 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6

Wed, 01:45: #bees illuminatizeitgeist: Bee knife. Handle is carved from composite amber with bronze wire inlay. blade… http://t.co/z6fxmmC3q1
Wed, 03:25: RT @tiredlegs: May 2014 not be year all our dreams come true, because mine are strange and disturbing. May your life have exactly the right…
Wed, 03:48: I'M A MEMBER OF THE MIDNIGHT CREW #thanksHomestuck #earworm
Wed, 04:48: maddishly: mosaics are made from broken pieces but they’re still works of art and so are you http://t.co/CUm7QZo7gB
Wed, 09:36: supernatural-black-hole: grimdarkthroes: intelligentairhead: lumos5000: whovian-at-large: Can demons cross... http://t.co/MMfEdTvrGj

00:42 2014-01-01
The only actual slinky Rule 34 that the internet has seen fit to bring me so far is http://www.maxfarquar.com/2013/09/friday-saturday-funnies-microdave/penis-slinky/ and other iterations of same (not safe for work, obviously, but artistic surreal nudity)