Because it made me laugh out loud...

[azurelunatic]

Nearest book.
Page 45.
First sentence.

And the summary of my love life, as delivered by Seanan McGuire's Indexing:

"What part--everything! You! Him! Her!"

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[elanya]

This came up on my FB feed a few days ago. The nearest book to me was Thomas the Tank Engine book belonging to my nephews. P. 45 just had a bunch of angry trains staring down one other more concerned looking train.

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[azurelunatic]

Oh dear!