This is how my morning has gone so far:

[azurelunatic]

* wake up because I need to pee
* don't instantly fall back asleep upon getting back into bed because sinuses and other pain
* look at notifications on phone
* see that someone has said something regrettable on the internet
NO NO NO FEMINISTS OF THE WORLD DO NOT, JUST DO NOT, DECIDE THAT DOXXING AND DEATH THREATS ARE OKAY NOOOO
* become 9000% done
* use a twitter search
* have to reboot phone because update to twitter client did not fix search issue which makes soft keyboard stick on but unworkingly
* get tech support update about issue with different client
* realize that different client has hosed twitter lists
* get up, go to computer to see about twitter lists on computer
* so hosed
* file twitter support request to see if lists can be restored
* learn that twitter doesn't respond to individual support requests
* feel helpless and cry
* decide that breakfast will solve this problem, decide on a food
* discover that we are all out despite the similarly colored, similarly textured bag in the freezer
* drop entire tray of easy-remove ice all over the kitchen
* require at least another hour of sleep to be safe to drive so can't even go in to work early

FUCK EVERYTHING

Edit: and now the bangy part of the construction has re-commenced, it being 9am now.

Comments

[ghoti]

That is a mountain of Suck. I'm sorry you're dealing with all of it today.

[azurelunatic]

On the other hand, I had some good nap dreams!

[umadoshi]

Ugh, what a wretched morning. :/ I hope the day improved from there.

[azurelunatic]

It did! Blackberry cabernet sorbet and strawberry sorbet have a very improving effect, especially when combined with a long enough walk to fetch them to turn on the endorphins.

Also, Purple.