My tweets

[azurelunatic]

• Tue, 13:31: #lunchtable "Stabbed so hard with a frozen chicken sandwich you can't look a chicken in the eye!"
• Wed, 01:05: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 2/10/2015: 7,311 steps and 3.1 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7q3Jy
• Wed, 04:30: Video: queen-bitchass: espressobean: Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.... http://t.co/Itj0xIJEvG