My tweets

[azurelunatic]

• Fri, 12:28: RT @alanvaarwerk: it's a little known fact that HTTP actually means HURRY TO THE PARTY. the :// symbolises the faces of those who did not h…
• Sat, 00:28: Purple is the best Purple and I'm only vaguely sorry that tonight I explained to him a kink which caused him to expand his OMFG NO list.
• Sat, 01:01: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 2/20/2015: 6,126 steps and 2.6 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Sat, 04:14: RT @bcmystery: Spider flan Spider flan What you’re eating Is spider flan Not dessert Sorry, bud Spider venom’s Now in your blood You’ve eat…
• Sat, 09:44: "The unicorn, tamable only by a virgin woman, was well established in medieval lore by the time Marco..." http://t.co/YTWzbJgTmq
• Sat, 09:46: italian-grantaire: Her name was Lamia Beard. Her name was Taja DeJesus. Her name was Penny Proud.  Her name... http://t.co/tuNEpVbd8i
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