More coherent, but not 100%

[azurelunatic]

Things I will need to do this morning:

Brush hair.
My clothes are picked out in a convenient bag in the closet.
Locate makeup.
Make sure makeup is going with me.
Trim nails since they're starting to interfere with typing.

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Nails trimmed.
Clothes on.
Button on.
Need badge.
Need hotel key in a pocket nowhere near my cellphone.
Laptop needs in bag.
Where the hell is my makeup bag.

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Makeup bag located.
Hairbrush located, hair brushed, tiara donned.
Need morning pills, caffeine.