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azurelunatic) wrote2002-07-16 12:24 am
azurelunatic) wrote2002-07-16 12:24 am
Tell me...
...when your spamvertisement for your degree program offers in the subject line, "Earn your peer's respect!" does that mean only the respect of the one person in the universe who is most like you? And about that "This Credit Card will say YES!"... truly, how miniaturized is the speaker on that? Gotta be pretty small. If you're legit, I'd like to see the specs on that before I invest in your technology. If not... gimme a break. They've had singing birthday cards for years.
A hose without kinks. Wow. Usually they're talking about hoes with kinks.
For the final time, my name is not, never has been, and never will be, Pedro! Fucknut.
Of course you guarantee I'll quit smoking! That's when my ears quit smoking shortly after the fireball blasts your spam-servers into complete oblivion. ...Oh. You meant tobacco? But I'm a product of the Just Say No generation! I kill your cigarettes as I eat my brownies. Loss of hair. Not a problem for me. A problem for you... but it wouldn't have been had I not been tempted by your ad to add the Nair to your conditioner.
Looking for Love, Romance, or Friendship? Yeah, kinda, or I wouldn't have an LJ. Or go to school. Or delete your e-mail so I'll have room in the inbox for notes from my friends. And about improving my Online presence... you'd need superglue in the computer chair to do that; I'm on in most of my spare time anyway. But balding is funny! The big joke is your head! And I really need the 20002 free sex pic. I'll be far past the point of needing sex by that time...
A hose without kinks. Wow. Usually they're talking about hoes with kinks.
For the final time, my name is not, never has been, and never will be, Pedro! Fucknut.
Of course you guarantee I'll quit smoking! That's when my ears quit smoking shortly after the fireball blasts your spam-servers into complete oblivion. ...Oh. You meant tobacco? But I'm a product of the Just Say No generation! I kill your cigarettes as I eat my brownies. Loss of hair. Not a problem for me. A problem for you... but it wouldn't have been had I not been tempted by your ad to add the Nair to your conditioner.
Looking for Love, Romance, or Friendship? Yeah, kinda, or I wouldn't have an LJ. Or go to school. Or delete your e-mail so I'll have room in the inbox for notes from my friends. And about improving my Online presence... you'd need superglue in the computer chair to do that; I'm on in most of my spare time anyway. But balding is funny! The big joke is your head! And I really need the 20002 free sex pic. I'll be far past the point of needing sex by that time...