"Was your fly facing the front? Did you undo it and the button before putting them on?"
"No, YOUR fly. Is undone. And the elastic in your tighty-whiteys isn't looking so structurally sound either."
"Did you put your feet through the waistband first, then the left foot through the left leg hole and the right foot through the right leg? Can you see your feet? Are they facing forward? Did you try doing it up after that?"
"Not my fly, your fly. I don't even have a fly, I'm wearing a skirt today."
"Can you take your skirt off and put some pants on? Or, better yet, let me take your skirt off and put some pants on you?"
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"Was your fly facing the front? Did you undo it and the button before putting them on?"
"No, YOUR fly. Is undone. And the elastic in your tighty-whiteys isn't looking so structurally sound either."
"Did you put your feet through the waistband first, then the left foot through the left leg hole and the right foot through the right leg? Can you see your feet? Are they facing forward? Did you try doing it up after that?"
"Not my fly, your fly. I don't even have a fly, I'm wearing a skirt today."
"Can you take your skirt off and put some pants on? Or, better yet, let me take your skirt off and put some pants on you?"