azurelunatic | My tweets

Mon, 23:59: Man: All this food-uses-water stuff is stressful! It's like you can't eat anything! A chorus of women: Oh, you sweet summer child...
Tue, 00:05: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 9/28/2015: 4,086 steps and 1.8 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
Tue, 00:58: Conversations in which Purple and I only use the words "dude" "man", "boy", and "guys".
Tue, 01:14: It always surprises me when I recognize photos of famous people who I haven't studied. #faceblind
Tue, 01:19: RT @Cirne: I want to make a POV movie with a #faceblind main character. Every time another chara goes offscreen and comes back it's a diffe…
Tue, 02:09: Definitely feeling better. Spontaneously scrubbed shower more, then exfoliated my toes.
Tue, 02:17: RT @TheoNicole: 3am argument: I say the cat is always naked, my brother says the cat is NEVER naked because he is always wearing a coat.
Tue, 02:17: RT @TheoNicole: Brother concedes that if the cat is always clothed, he is walking around with his fly down 24/7, which is rude.
Tue, 02:20: RT @andrewducker: This bendable smartwatch looks awesome. I want one. http://t.co/caP5OanbnD
Tue, 04:00: Photoset: entertainmentweekly: Yup, we took Stephen Colbert out in New York City dressed as your (and his)... http://t.co/k8LKtlFP6u

Tue, 10:37: Dreamed @rahaeli was running a cafe and directing a small play. I was Girl #21. I also had a crush on a super talented butch barista.
Tue, 10:39: RT @feministabulous: I wanna see a bunch of women grilling a dude about how prostate exams work in a congressional hearing that everyone th…
Tue, 10:41: RT @dscc: Retweet if you #StandWithPP – today and everyday! #PinkOut http://t.co/BFJtl2Lic7
Tue, 11:09: PRO FUCKING TIP: unless you're actually trying to make a men-only group, *don't fucking use male pronouns* when naming or describing it.