azurelunatic | My tweets

Tue, 14:53: RT @xlerb: SEXT: No licenses available. Contact your program supplier to add additional users. Compilation will proceed shortly.
Tue, 15:44: Overheated corporate cafeteria smells of meatloaf. CEO: "Who (mumbling multi-syllable jargon)?" Back Row: "SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!!!"
Tue, 16:02: 4pm. CEO talking at 10 buzzwords per minute. Audience restless, waiting for refreshments. Sudden ominous click from all doors. Locked.
Tue, 16:13: RT @whet: i bet barack obama has some interesting things to say about whether it’s easy to prove you’re christian and not muslim
Tue, 16:15: RT @aurynn: “Maybe just don’t, as a service.”
Tue, 22:15: a small collection of Ehlers Danlos Syndrome (hypermobility type) resources https://t.co/HPZjrSStP2
Tue, 23:54: I have met at least 90% of my 7700 step/day goal over the last 30 days, and am progressing to a goal of 8400. I am next eligible on 12/17.
Wed, 01:01: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 11/17/2015: 9,356 steps and 4 miles traveled. https://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
Wed, 09:11: RT @TheOrlandoJones: Just because white political refugees came to a new country & massacred the natives doesn't mean all political refugee…
Wed, 10:04: This was one of my first books, and I'm happy with the changes: https://t.co/ZLB6uWzDLv