My tweets

[azurelunatic]

• Fri, 15:17: RT @thefourthvine: The story of how Julius Caesar and I did an exorcism that one time: https://t.co/8vpx1eNtM4.
• Fri, 15:20: RT @PlanetofFinks: it's totally fair to get mad at directors and studio and casting people but, hey, also: white actors maybe stop taking t…
• Fri, 17:31: "Using an entire couch as a weighted blanket" #CAH
• Fri, 18:14: phone is going to a concert. We have nfi. lb: What genre is she? Purple: Easy listening? Azz: Hard listening? Purple: *explodes giggling*
• Fri, 18:21: "Have either of you boys seen the 1970s PBS version of Caligula?" -Manager Godwin, at lunch
• Fri, 18:25: https://t.co/9ajo6q4ley things we talk about at beer bash
• Fri, 22:06: @woggy222 So in typing at speed, I hit the spacebar when Avast wanted to reboot, so now I'm rebooting.
• Fri, 22:58: New hilarious injury suffered by a friend: tall person holding hands with short person, slouching too long, xiphoid process becomes angry.
• Sat, 00:13: dear Purple and Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third: ilu so much, you cinnamon roll. <3 <3 <3
• Sat, 01:07: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 4/15/2016: 4,549 steps and 2 miles traveled. https://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6

• Sat, 04:00: hmsindecision: Men who slam doors and furniture are making sure you hear how much they want to hit you.... https://t.co/VRJOchAxa0
• Sat, 04:30: Peaceful moment leaning against friend watching clouds. Suddenly: "My nipple is vibrating." #smartwatchproblems https://t.co/lQgZVhjlo4
• Sat, 04:45: RT @LaniBeno: 2016 and we're still getting period pains. And periods. And pain. Fucks sake science are you even trying??
• Sat, 09:50: When I think "that's stupid", I really need to examine the thing and figure out whether I mean "I don't understand" or "that's a bad idea."