Somehow, and I'm not entirely clear on how, this turned into a discussion of how large a Yule tree I could actually become a stand for, assuming the Yule tree went where no Yule tree should go, and not considering the actual weight of the tree, just the size of the trunk.

*SNERK* There are times I would dearly love to be a (not deaf) fly on the wall for some conversations you have. :D

Re: selfies: oh fuck, yes. I don't know how much of certain younger sibs' skills with selfies comes from them being hella cute and how much comes with more practice of taking them, but either way, they take better selfies than I do.

(Of course, I know a lot of my discomfort with photos and smiling is my teeth are fuck awful and I'm painfully aware of it. Go go beauty standards?)