azurelunatic | My tweets

Mon, 12:11: “I Got Hit In The Face With A Fish On The G Train” by @Bregosaurus https://t.co/lxP3wpbFWx (Neither #fishbrick nor fish-over-IP.)
Mon, 13:30: RT @yayitsrob: Facebook triumphantly purges its food tasters on Friday, is painfully poisoned on Sunday https://t.co/vBL7TO9IZn
Mon, 15:55: RT @CecileRichards: Politicians in TX wanted less access to both family planning & abortion. What happened as a result is immoral. https://…
Mon, 20:34: "A spray personal lubricant, called 'cum hither'." #outofcontexttheatre #bestPurple
Mon, 23:32: RT @teshiron: @azurelunatic Spray lube just sounds like a terrible idea altogether. #alloverthesheets #andonmypillow
Tue, 00:38: RT @DrJayDrNo: When my friend sees costume racks labelled "Boys" and "Girls" at Value Village. Just. Bloody. Brilliant. https://t.co/AwSvl…
Tue, 01:59: RT @GLValentine: Like this is straight-up the instructions you give to a serial killer you're training https://t.co/QoMyqTCbWI
Tue, 01:59: RT @YoPhoebs: You don't. https://t.co/wOVHgCt5UW
Tue, 02:54: RT @djackmanson: How to approach women who wear headphones: 1) Get in the bin 2) Set the bin on fire 3) Roll the bin away from the woman 4…
Tue, 02:54: RT @ragbonehair: What To Expect When You Talk To A Woman Wearing Headphones Who Is Clearly Trying To Ignore You https://t.co/ZgMD8S2oZo

Tue, 09:46: RT @scalzi: The way I get women to listen to me when they're wearing headphones is to write a book and then have it read on audio. WORKS GR…
Tue, 11:39: RT @jeremiahtolbert: I just saw a man wearing only boxers and a guitar chasing a squirrel. Never seen a first level bard leveling up in th…