azurelunatic | My tweets

Mon, 12:41: RT @snow_van: 1. Cant believe its not butter 2. Mad its not butter 3. What can I do to make it butter 4. Sad its not butter 5. I accept it…
Mon, 19:54: RT @nyaakku: Retweet the money pigeon for a financially stable future https://t.co/yy3emzQRi1
Mon, 21:07: The Collective Gaslighting of the Trigger Warning Debate https://t.co/CMoaBnAu4i via @sondosia
Mon, 21:36: RT @ctrlcreep: they said I couldn't do it. they said things like, "theres only one moon, please don't kill it" and "this will severely dest…
Mon, 23:18: RT @dswingsbothways: Bisexuals cannot "pick a side," which is why traditionally we've always been the emissaries to the fairy realm #Bisexu…
Tue, 01:16: RT @femmina: Harry Potter's invisibility cloak is actually made of pure bisexuality #bisexualfacts
Tue, 01:16: RT @amaditalks: It is an untrue but common misperception that bisexuals only have sex twice a year. It’s actually twice per session. #bise…
Tue, 01:16: RT @StephFarnsworth: #bisexualfacts bisexuals were the original transformers as we are all actually bicycles
Tue, 01:17: RT @TristinaWright: - bisexuality is often termed "just a phase" which is why we can pass through solid objects #BisexualFacts
Tue, 01:17: RT @amaditalks: Bisexuals enjoy both pie AND cake. But also ice cream and cookies because we eschew a dessert binary. #BisexualFacts

Tue, 01:17: RT @skeskali: And sometimes we just want some fruit as a palate cleanser, you know? #BisexualFacts https://t.co/mCjtP4Eb1l
Tue, 01:18: RT @SirWritingRaven: When angered, the bisexual reverts to its dragon form, before blasting all nearby enemies with its glittery fire. #Bis…
Tue, 01:18: RT @Ali_Davis: If your ship's figurehead is carved in the likeness of a bisexual, you will neither be capsized nor becalmed. #bisexualfacts
Tue, 01:22: RT @UncommonTart: Bi Awareness Week is when the greatest number of bisexuals are visible to the naked eye, but you may see one any time of…
Tue, 01:23: RT @MrSinBin: You can know either the current dating preference or gender of a bisexual, but never both at the same time. #bisexualfacts
Tue, 01:27: RT @beamish_girl: There are 6 types, or flavors, of bisexual: up, down, strange, charm, top, & bottom. #bisexualfacts
Tue, 01:37: RT @SirWritingRaven: Before installing software, make sure all cables are properly connected, that the bisexual is plugged in & turned on.…
Tue, 01:39: RT @mostlymartha: You’re not being paranoid. We are indeed coming to steal your girl. And you. #bisexualfacts
Tue, 01:42: RT @EmmieMears: Say it with me: Sexuality is not performative You are bi enough You exist *pirouettes away* #biweek
Tue, 01:42: RT @redfacts: This is a public service announcement about the Canada lynx and its ginormous fluffy paws. Thank you for your attention. http…

Tue, 01:44: RT @beamish_girl: @beamish_girl Scientists speculate that there may exist one further flavor, "switch", but this has not been confirmed. #b…
Tue, 07:46: RT @SethAbramovitch: A rep for @Skittles gives me their response to @DonaldJTrumpJr https://t.co/OmkJQkIqug
Tue, 07:46: RT @InternetEh: Bisexuals float in tidal areas while holding hands to avoid drifting away. They can use simple tools to open clams. #bisexu…
Tue, 07:47: RT @Charlotteis: The collective noun for a group of non-binary folk is a: cutie.
Tue, 07:52: RT @manual_txt: NOTES ON BREATHING - Inhale - Exhale - Continue - In spite of everything - To spite everything
Tue, 08:06: RT @Sky1Ron: #sf beginning to make an appearance this morning. https://t.co/GzinFINX7W https://t.co/AF6xWDi3Jm
Tue, 08:07: RT @CP_Consortium: Emergency red cords often get tied up. This leaves people at risk. Get your #RedCordCard's from @EuansGuide! https://t.…
Tue, 08:33: That little warm feeling of satisfaction at having used spare brain cycles to help a friend do something emotionally hard but necessary.
Tue, 09:36: https://t.co/L7pJKIjNxD ... #oops #OOPS