I hear you. Combine punning with biting sarcasm, add a very sensitive topic like weaponized accusations of child abuse thrown at people entrusted with unsupervised access to them, and you get the one I replied with to a comment in burr86's journal, which was completely on-topic then, but that I wouldn't share anywhere else - and, with ~15 years' hindsight, would be very reluctant to make now if the same opportunity came.