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azurelunatic) wrote2002-08-08 01:32 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2002-08-08 01:32 pm
Real Blond
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votania for being there to come up with this one together.
I was having breakfast with Darkside, and the conversation reached a point where it was necessary to question his intelligence. I carry my keys and my old DeVry ID and a few other essential things around my neck on a shoelace, unless it's stuffed in my pocket. On that keychain is typically a flashlight. All computer geeks need flashlights.
I stood up, walked close to him, and shone the light in his ear, wanting to know if he was a real blond -- I couldn't see any light coming through.
He snatched the flashlight away from me, and proceeded to discover that there was nothing between my ears.
votania for being there to come up with this one together. I was having breakfast with Darkside, and the conversation reached a point where it was necessary to question his intelligence. I carry my keys and my old DeVry ID and a few other essential things around my neck on a shoelace, unless it's stuffed in my pocket. On that keychain is typically a flashlight. All computer geeks need flashlights.
I stood up, walked close to him, and shone the light in his ear, wanting to know if he was a real blond -- I couldn't see any light coming through.
He snatched the flashlight away from me, and proceeded to discover that there was nothing between my ears.