I told him that while it was interesting that he would repeat what Mommy said, he should not be repeating it, please. I hope I included, "Especially not at school."
And hey, at least we can teach him to curse creatively, without using dirty words... I spouted off Shane Simpson's "You bowlegged bald-headed two-bit son of a sperm bubble out of a lesbian whore's yeast infected pussy on period weekend" at Darkside today when demonstrating where I learn my swearing from.
I'd been cursing my headache, and I'd said "Bloody ow. Bloody hell. Ow." Darkside laughed and told me I'd been hanging around him too long, and I told him that he was a good role model for cursing; my other examples were FatherSir: "God Damn Son of a Bitch!", Mama: "Shit!", your general sailor mouth, and Shawn's use of Shane's curse: "You bowlegged bald-headed..."
Darkside had never heard the "bowlegged bald-headed" string before, and was interested. I really must ask FatherSir what GrandfatherSir's cuss-chain was.
I guess we'd better teach Little Fayoumis how to not cause disasters when cursing....
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I tried so hard not to laugh when he said it... her exact intonation, of course...
Hee.
Might work.
I'd been cursing my headache, and I'd said "Bloody ow. Bloody hell. Ow." Darkside laughed and told me I'd been hanging around him too long, and I told him that he was a good role model for cursing; my other examples were FatherSir: "God Damn Son of a Bitch!", Mama: "Shit!", your general sailor mouth, and Shawn's use of Shane's curse: "You bowlegged bald-headed..."
Darkside had never heard the "bowlegged bald-headed" string before, and was interested. I really must ask FatherSir what GrandfatherSir's cuss-chain was.
I guess we'd better teach Little Fayoumis how to not cause disasters when cursing....