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azurelunatic) wrote2002-09-17 01:32 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2002-09-17 01:32 pm
Silly songs
You know that childhood classic, "There's a Hole at the Bottom of the Sea"? Well, this morning, my brain's been singing a variant on it. My eye happened to be caught, this morning, by my post on the local characters, and thus, I have been singing to myself, and passed on to Neighbor":
"There's a whore on the corner by the phone
There's a whore on the corner by the phone
There's a whore, there's a whore,
There's a whore on the corner by the phone.
There's a pimp with the whore on the corner by the phone
There's a pimp with the whore on the corner by the phone
There's a whore, there's a whore,
There's a whore on the corner by the phone.
.......and it can go on from there.
Neighbor is choosing to be amused, as it's the sort of song that really sticks in the brain. He's planning to pass it on to someone else, as a "favor" to them.
Perhaps it shouldn't be so funny, but this is Phoenix, and it is. I guess that I, and probably Votania as well, would be less likely to eep and giggle in a somewhat condescending way if the profession were legal, as it should be, and with safety inspections and regulations just like any other personal service.
"There's a whore on the corner by the phone
There's a whore on the corner by the phone
There's a whore, there's a whore,
There's a whore on the corner by the phone.
There's a pimp with the whore on the corner by the phone
There's a pimp with the whore on the corner by the phone
There's a whore, there's a whore,
There's a whore on the corner by the phone.
.......and it can go on from there.
Neighbor is choosing to be amused, as it's the sort of song that really sticks in the brain. He's planning to pass it on to someone else, as a "favor" to them.
Perhaps it shouldn't be so funny, but this is Phoenix, and it is. I guess that I, and probably Votania as well, would be less likely to eep and giggle in a somewhat condescending way if the profession were legal, as it should be, and with safety inspections and regulations just like any other personal service.