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azurelunatic) wrote2001-07-15 11:44 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2001-07-15 11:44 pm
Sources of Embarrassment
So I take a shower this evening, and happen to bring with me some bath toys.
I happen to leave one of them in the shower. Dude and chick decide that they need to take a shower. So they enter the bathroom and strip.
Dude sees it. Chick sees it.
"Azz, I think you left something in here!" Dude calls, and they exit the bathroom with hastily-grabbed towels.
"Oh, I left my hairbrush," I say, and go in, retrieve hairbrush and purple vibrator, and leave, stuffing purple thing in drawer.
Many giggles. Chick and Dude parade back into the bathroom and shut the door.
"So what was it you left in there besides your hairbrush?" Sis wants to know.
I pull out the purple vibrator and turn it on. It's fairly loud -- one of those waterproof transparent ones that takes C batteries -- and hold it up so she can see it.
She says, "I'm locking this door!" and disappears into her room.
I am in the mood for serious mischief, so I walk over to the closed and locked bathroom door and turn on the (clean, btw) vibrator. I set it against the doorhandle, like I'm trying to use it to unlock the door, like a jackhammer. It makes an interesting sound.
"Oh my God, what's that?" I hear from inside.
I oblige. "This!" I say, and slide it partially through the crack under the door.
Screaming.
"Keep it down in there! You'll wake up the kid!" calls Sis.
More giggling. I try the doorknob again, and the sound is even more interesting.
"Hey, I could put that into a mix!" Dude says. "Record it! I could use it with the..." and he goes off into the technicalities of techno.
"Shut up and get in the shower," Chick says, and the water turns on.
I put the purple vibrator back in a drawer where some unsuspecting person like Darkside or Alan will be looking for band-aids in the near future, and go back to the computer.
I happen to leave one of them in the shower. Dude and chick decide that they need to take a shower. So they enter the bathroom and strip.
Dude sees it. Chick sees it.
"Azz, I think you left something in here!" Dude calls, and they exit the bathroom with hastily-grabbed towels.
"Oh, I left my hairbrush," I say, and go in, retrieve hairbrush and purple vibrator, and leave, stuffing purple thing in drawer.
Many giggles. Chick and Dude parade back into the bathroom and shut the door.
"So what was it you left in there besides your hairbrush?" Sis wants to know.
I pull out the purple vibrator and turn it on. It's fairly loud -- one of those waterproof transparent ones that takes C batteries -- and hold it up so she can see it.
She says, "I'm locking this door!" and disappears into her room.
I am in the mood for serious mischief, so I walk over to the closed and locked bathroom door and turn on the (clean, btw) vibrator. I set it against the doorhandle, like I'm trying to use it to unlock the door, like a jackhammer. It makes an interesting sound.
"Oh my God, what's that?" I hear from inside.
I oblige. "This!" I say, and slide it partially through the crack under the door.
Screaming.
"Keep it down in there! You'll wake up the kid!" calls Sis.
More giggling. I try the doorknob again, and the sound is even more interesting.
"Hey, I could put that into a mix!" Dude says. "Record it! I could use it with the..." and he goes off into the technicalities of techno.
"Shut up and get in the shower," Chick says, and the water turns on.
I put the purple vibrator back in a drawer where some unsuspecting person like Darkside or Alan will be looking for band-aids in the near future, and go back to the computer.
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