Silly, silly silly...

[azurelunatic]

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young TERMINAL GROUCH named DARKSIDE. He was IRATELY RUNNING in the ILL-EDUCATED forest when he met STUBBLY CHUCK, a run-away PHONE SURVEY GOON from the UNTIDY Queen STEPH.

DARKSIDE could see that STUBBLY CHUCK was hungry so he reached into his SHOPPING BAG and give him his SPIKY CHEESE. STUBBLY CHUCK was thankful for DARKSIDE's CHEESE, so he told DARKSIDE a very FURRY story about Queen STEPH's daughter AZURE. How her mother, the UNTIDY Queen STEPH, kept her locked away in a CITADEL protected by a gigantic BIRD, because AZURE was so ODIFEROUS.

DARKSIDE CLOBBERED. He vowed to STUBBLY CHUCK the PHONE SURVEY GOON that he would save the ODIFEROUS AZURE. He would DANCE the BIRD, and take AZURE far away from her eveil mother, the UNTIDY Queen STEPH, and MASH her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SPICY HURRICANE and STUBBLY CHUCK the PHONE SURVEY GOON began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic BIRD from his story. UNTIDY Queen STEPH BOFFED out from behind a FLYSWATTER and struck DARKSIDE dead. In the far off CITADEL you could hear a SPROIIING.

THE END.

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Comments

If you'll forgive the profanity ....

[justjohn.livejournal.com]

I read "fuali" and immediately figured it as standing for "fucked up and loving it" ... I'm afraid to go to the site -- afraid I might be right.

Re: If you'll forgive the profanity ....

[azurelunatic]

You're right.

It's mostly silly quizzes.

[lugh.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* you know, that makes about as much sense as what comes out of dubbaya's mouth at any given moment.. at least now I know what his script writer is.. a random story editor!
*grins and hugs* it was a neato story BTW.. I liked ;)

[azurelunatic]

Thanks.

There were two corrections made: I didn't grok 'adverb' correctly the first time [mistook it with 'pronoun'], and I replaced Darkside's real name.