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azurelunatic) wrote2002-11-09 10:43 am
azurelunatic) wrote2002-11-09 10:43 am
Simple questions, big debates
OKAY. I've got a simple question: What color is Darth Vader's lightsaber?
Before you go thinking this is a simple, easy question, let me give you a bit of history. My idiot of an ex-boyfriend and his fiancee (now wife) watched the trilogy together.
He claims the lightsaber is red.
She, citing years of art classes, says it's pink.
They had their first major fight about anything over this. Now, whenever they have a serious fight, Darth Vader's lightsaber gets dragged into it. I decided to do some research, because obviously, opinions varied.
I say that technically, it verges towards the orange.
My high school best chickfriend DC: "Lightsaber? Oh, lightsaber. I dunno; I was too busy watching to see if his cloak would swing out of the way so I could see his ass. ...It didn't. But I looked on the doll, and I was right to be watching, 'cause he's got a *really* *nice* ass!" (Which is funnier because DC is the one who says "Oooh. Sharp!" and drools over weapons catalogues.
Soo...poll.
[Poll #74145]
Before you go thinking this is a simple, easy question, let me give you a bit of history. My idiot of an ex-boyfriend and his fiancee (now wife) watched the trilogy together.
He claims the lightsaber is red.
She, citing years of art classes, says it's pink.
They had their first major fight about anything over this. Now, whenever they have a serious fight, Darth Vader's lightsaber gets dragged into it. I decided to do some research, because obviously, opinions varied.
I say that technically, it verges towards the orange.
My high school best chickfriend DC: "Lightsaber? Oh, lightsaber. I dunno; I was too busy watching to see if his cloak would swing out of the way so I could see his ass. ...It didn't. But I looked on the doll, and I was right to be watching, 'cause he's got a *really* *nice* ass!" (Which is funnier because DC is the one who says "Oooh. Sharp!" and drools over weapons catalogues.
Soo...poll.
[Poll #74145]
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They, however, were watching it together.