Selected bits of conversation

[azurelunatic]

[04:10] AzureLunatic: Actually, I was thinking salad for breakfast, and hot cock for dessert.
[04:11] SithJawa: Hehe
[04:11] SithJawa: That sounds like a fairly healthy dessert.
[04:11] AzureLunatic: Mmm, hot cock.
[04:11] SithJawa: Unless perhaps you put whipped cream on it.
[04:11] AzureLunatic: Microwaving your dildo is not recommended.
[04:11] AzureLunatic: Especially not by the manufacturer.
[04:12] SithJawa: !
[04:12] AzureLunatic: Of either dildo or microwave.
[04:12] AzureLunatic: I have not tested this.
[04:12] SithJawa: That sounds like *such* a bad idea
[04:12] AzureLunatic: Honey dust is good too.
[04:12] SithJawa: How did you come up with such an idea?
[04:13] AzureLunatic: As a very poor substitute for hot cock.
[04:13] SithJawa: ....
[04:13] SithJawa: Very poor.
[04:13] SithJawa: Not juicy at all.
[04:13] AzureLunatic: Nope.
[04:13] SithJawa: Probably quite disappointing.
[04:13] AzureLunatic: Yup.

Comments

[amberfox.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Oh my. *blinks in a vain effort to erase that mental picture* Bad Azz! *giggle*

[azurelunatic]

So which, exactly, mental picture was this? *innocent look*