Fic quotes:

[azurelunatic]

“Is it painful?”

“Hermione!”

“I just wanted to know … Ron was never very creative …”

“Not if you prepare adequately,” said Harry.

Hermione raised an eyebrow.

Harry lowered his voice, and whispered, “Lubrication,” at her.

“Ah,” she said. “You mean like … WD40?”


--Snitch

Comments

[elance.livejournal.com]

*snort*

*spits imaginary soda all over screen*

[azurelunatic]

I have stolen the meme of quoting evil fic snippets from amberfox, though I'm finding evil fics on my own, now.

[tiel.livejournal.com]

*chokes*

[azurelunatic]

Hee.

[ide-cyan.livejournal.com]

This is reminescent of a very penetrating scene in eXistenZ.

[azurelunatic]

Is eXistenZ something I should know about?

[ide-cyan.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. (http://uk.imdb.com/Title?0120907) "The lubricant Allegra uses for Pikul's port is called XE-60, which is only one letter in the alphabet up from WD-40."

[azurelunatic]

Willem Defoe? oooooooh.

[azurelunatic]

*snicker*

We learned in Health class that WD-40 will result in a hospital trip for chemical burns when used as a sexual lubricant. I loved that class.