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azurelunatic) wrote2001-07-31 04:25 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2001-07-31 04:25 pm
Nudity, the proper application of
I was planning on sending Dave a series of pictures, each one increasingly barer, over a series of weeks, until eventually, I was nude, but Sis nixed the idea.
First of all, I don't particularly need nude pictures of me floating around the web. Unless I decided to encrypt the thing, you just know that some enterprising soul would poke around and divert a copy of the e-mail and use it on some website or something.
And besides, if he really wants to see me completely nude, he can always visit Arizona when he gets leave.
I remember one of Piers Anthony's books stating, also, that the character had no idea why complete nudity was considered to be sexier than partial nudity, as with partial nudity there was mystery and the hint of the forbidden.
So I'm just going to stick to the "increasingly barer" ... but stretch the time scale. I'm going to use the Theiss Theory of Titillation ... William Theiss, the guy who costumed the Original Series Star Trek... you've got to remember all those "Hello, I am a sexy alien female, and my clothes are falling off" outfits... and perhaps show bits of myself that he might not normally see, but aren't traditionally considered sexy...
Oh yes.
This will be fun.
First of all, I don't particularly need nude pictures of me floating around the web. Unless I decided to encrypt the thing, you just know that some enterprising soul would poke around and divert a copy of the e-mail and use it on some website or something.
And besides, if he really wants to see me completely nude, he can always visit Arizona when he gets leave.
I remember one of Piers Anthony's books stating, also, that the character had no idea why complete nudity was considered to be sexier than partial nudity, as with partial nudity there was mystery and the hint of the forbidden.
So I'm just going to stick to the "increasingly barer" ... but stretch the time scale. I'm going to use the Theiss Theory of Titillation ... William Theiss, the guy who costumed the Original Series Star Trek... you've got to remember all those "Hello, I am a sexy alien female, and my clothes are falling off" outfits... and perhaps show bits of myself that he might not normally see, but aren't traditionally considered sexy...
Oh yes.
This will be fun.
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Along those exact same lines, here's a real crowd pleaser... never fails to make the ladies faint:
Now, about the ultra-close-up of your earlobe...
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Walked right into that one. Gods.