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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2002-12-12 10:56 pm

Things NOT to do:

For a valentines day present for myself, get Darkside a cast-your-own-dildo kit.


No.

Must not.

[identity profile] justjohn.livejournal.com 2002-12-12 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Get that damned thing off your fist!"

[identity profile] grinnmn.livejournal.com 2002-12-12 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You could give him one and tell him it's for when people tell him to go fuck himself. :-P

[identity profile] raaven.livejournal.com 2002-12-13 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oooooh!

Link?