Men vs. Sex

[azurelunatic]

Evidently Wednesday's movie appointment is going to have some rather odd timing on stuff attached to it.

First, I seem to be in sort of a quasi-established coupleish thing. A woman who's getting some is generally more attractive than a woman who's not.
Next, it's to be Bitchy Witchy Week. votania, having done her research, tells me that this is going to hit a man's nose like the proverbial lead pipe, and the nose will forward the message to the libido: Hey: she's fertile! and the libido will respond accordingly.
Third: Darkside gets possessive when other men make moves on me.
Fourth: Evidently I have lost weight, and Darkside hasn't seen me in a while.

Couple that with a careful makeup job and clothes that flatter me very well... and as much solitude as you're likely to get in a movie theatre on the first day of showing of a Lord of the Rings movie... the combination is potentially Very Odd Indeed.

I'm hoping to wind up with my hand held. Maybe.

Comments

[boojum.livejournal.com]

Err, by Bitchy Witchy Week I was assuming you meant the week surrounding the beginning of your period. This isn't the fertility high spot (although it's the libido high spot for a number of women, which is odd), which is two weeks before the start of the period. Do you really get bitchy around ovulation? Weird.

[justjohn.livejournal.com]

This is putting WAAAAAY too much pressure on The Two Towers!

I don't claim to be an expert on this, but if the reviews are even near truthful, take him to Drumline instead, and see The Two Towers the next day.

Drumline sounds like a fun and loud for-the-moment thing, while The Two Towers means to last a while.

[azurelunatic]

Bitchy Witchy Week includes the pre-menstrual yeargghings, and, for the most part, refers to the actual bleeding. According to votania's research and experience, while her own libido is the lowest then, men will hit on her more right during the height of the soggy and uncomfortable bleeding.

Regardless...

[azurelunatic]

The Two Towers it's going to be. The little silly-ass has a way of never agreeing to show for anything but the most important stuff.

My contemplations for these next few days are going to be including peace, happiness, friendship, and stuff.

Not to mention Eowyn.

[azurelunatic]

That, and his schedule sucks ass. He has an internship in the mornings, works afternoons, and commutes. He has Wednesday afternoons free, Thursdays he runs errands, and then Saturday and Sunday mornings he hunts for a real job like some form of panicked maniac, unless his dad tries to drag him golfing. The job-hunt interferes with his Wednesdays too, which is also sucky.

[boojum.livejournal.com]

Can she pass me some references? The last time I did serious research on this was probably at least a decade ago (I was a strange child) but I still find it interesting, and I want to know *why* there's this massive information conflict between what I remember and what she's found.

[yaksha42.livejournal.com]

"I just can't trust something that bleeds for 4 days and won't die" - Mr. Garrison, South Park

[azurelunatic]

Shall I make that your nose?

[n3m3sis42.livejournal.com]

Can you get a pic of you and how you dress for your night out with Darkside? I would so love to see one.

[azurelunatic]

I've got some pics already up at http://www.petridish.net (username azurelunatic, of course) ... I'll try and post the dressed-up-for-not-date pics there, of course. Hee.

Not a date!

Sadly, it's afternoon, not night. I've got evening class, and a presentation that day...

...I'd love a night out with him, though...

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[n3m3sis42.livejournal.com]

I actually checked those out earlier today... very nice. I wish you had pics of your friends on there, too. I have this obsession with knowing what people look like. Not because I am shallow and only like people who look a certain way, but just because I seem to learn and understand things about people better when I can pair their traits with some sort of visual data.

[azurelunatic]

A couple of them have Votania in them, and then there are the ever-popular ones of Adam/digitalambience in that oh-so-cute outfit... and then Darkside's in a very few of them.

[amberfox.livejournal.com]

*shrug* It's hormones. I know I always get horny during my period, which is rather annoying, but you get used to it after a while.

[azurelunatic]

I really need to start plotting this stuff again.