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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2002-12-13 09:22 pm

Men vs. Sex

Evidently Wednesday's movie appointment is going to have some rather odd timing on stuff attached to it.

First, I seem to be in sort of a quasi-established coupleish thing. A woman who's getting some is generally more attractive than a woman who's not.
Next, it's to be Bitchy Witchy Week. [livejournal.com profile] votania, having done her research, tells me that this is going to hit a man's nose like the proverbial lead pipe, and the nose will forward the message to the libido: Hey: she's fertile! and the libido will respond accordingly.
Third: Darkside gets possessive when other men make moves on me.
Fourth: Evidently I have lost weight, and Darkside hasn't seen me in a while.

Couple that with a careful makeup job and clothes that flatter me very well... and as much solitude as you're likely to get in a movie theatre on the first day of showing of a Lord of the Rings movie... the combination is potentially Very Odd Indeed.

I'm hoping to wind up with my hand held. Maybe.