Better than a <insert name of violent rockstar here> concert!

[azurelunatic]

It was Ozzy who bit off the head of a bat onstage when he was really fucked-up. Here, at home, we have our own violent entertainment: the turtle, hot_chocolate!

This afternoon, votania brought home some feeder-fish, and we dumped them in with him. He singled out the weakest one, bit its tail off, then bit its head off, then went after the next fish.

Violent entertainment, with dismemberment and massacre.

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[sithjawa.livejournal.com]

The bibliography I read said that people used to throw rubber animals for him to bite the heads off. And then someone threw him a real one.

Yummy.

He had to go to the hospital.

[azurelunatic]

Eeeeeeew.

Turtles biting goldfish is fun for the whole family! Without the string of cusswords!

[sithjawa.livejournal.com]

There might be cuss words.

In the silent and imperceptible language of turtle, that not even other turtles bother to listen to, except the words for "let's", "have", and "sex".

[azurelunatic]

Ahhh.

And certainly cusswords in Goldfish.

[koshall.livejournal.com]

God's turtles, (Turtle and Runt being their names) adopted one of the feeder goldfish they were given. They ate all of them except for this one. He decided to call him Sam, and he's been around for well over a year now.

[azurelunatic]

awww. Sweet.