Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 (
azurelunatic) wrote2003-01-24 10:36 pm
That was fun!
I did terrify him off, though, with a wrongly-phrased mention of cactus-face.
You see, when you've got a fistful of push-pins, and you stick them out like brass knuckles only cactus knuckles, and you taunt your boyfriend that you'll give him cactus-face, and he makes mock-terrified noises, and you say, "Aww, what's the matter? You give that to me from the other end..."
Meaning, of course, that he dishes out the cactus-face with his prickly stubble every time we smooch and he hasn't shaved....
...but it just sounded wrong. So
He did get to say hi to
