Crossposting...

[azurelunatic]

I have a very cute VD card from my boyfriend. It reads as follows:


Guy: "So, what's your e-mail address?"
Girl: "www.getthehellawayfrommeyoubigcreeporI'llcallthecops.com."
Guy: "Hold on... www dot get the..."
Dan wasn't used to subtle hints.


Nor, evidently, the usual format for e-mail addresses.

Comments

[redshoeson.livejournal.com]

::cracks up:: ^_^

[azurelunatic]

Isn't it, though?

[sithjawa.livejournal.com]

venereal disease... card? :D

[azurelunatic]

Yes! He gives me a VD card so he won't actually have to give me a VD.

'cause he oughtn't to be able to, as he's a virgin. Or had been.