Apropos of stuff, we have an old jumprope rhyme. Only not.

[azurelunatic]

Miss Suzie had a dildo,
the dildo had a bell
Miss Suzie went to heaven,
the dildo went to
Hello Operator,
please give me number nine
The one that's in your sex book,
so take me from
Behind the frigerator,
there was a dildo glass
Miss Suzie tried to use it,
and fell upon her
Ask me no more questions,
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom,
zipping up their
Flies are in the city,
they're fucking in the park
Miss Suzie kissed her boyfriend in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K DARK!