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azurelunatic) wrote2001-09-02 02:46 am
azurelunatic) wrote2001-09-02 02:46 am
Shaggin' the Dragon
In the cleaning out of Neighbor's apartment, Neighbor and his parents found an old, beat-up mop. Neighbor tossed the trashed mop head and gave Sis the stick. Alan did the honors and poked the end of the stick into the hole on the bottom end of the stuffed dragon and shoved, jiggled, and tugged until Mooshu had a spine.
"You can feel the end of it in his neck, man!"
"Deep throat!"
"Eeeew!!!"
[much giggling]
The mop handle is a little too long, and there's a good three to four inches of it sticking out the dragon's bottom. Sis will borrow a saw from Uncle Alan and fix the poor dragon... meanwhile, we giggle. A lot.
"You can feel the end of it in his neck, man!"
"Deep throat!"
"Eeeew!!!"
[much giggling]
The mop handle is a little too long, and there's a good three to four inches of it sticking out the dragon's bottom. Sis will borrow a saw from Uncle Alan and fix the poor dragon... meanwhile, we giggle. A lot.