How many Lunatics *does* it take to change a light bulb?

[azurelunatic]

One to swing around the big sword to tire out the arms.
One to attempt to change the lightbulb and drop it because of hand/arm shakiness.
One to pout in the bitterness of the conspiracy of the universe's lightbulbs against us.
One to be happy and sparkly and thank marxdarx prettily when he succeeds in changing it.

(There you go, gremliness....)

Comments

[amberite.livejournal.com]

*grins very grinnily*

[azurelunatic]

Heh.

[dragontdc.livejournal.com]

How many Chaos Mages does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three: One to manipulate the bulb, one to sing "I am the very model of a modern major-general" in Yiddish while wearing a kilt and swim-fins, and one to fill the bathtub with brightly-colored East German machine tools.

[azurelunatic]

Oh, but no: you forgot the cat in the kitchen rampaging through the pots & pans cupboard. That's an essential part of the rite...

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[dragontdc.livejournal.com]

I had forgotten that cats are natural chaos mages.