Oh, that feels so much better...

[azurelunatic]

I should really wind up paying my eventual employer when they let me take a few hours off to code basic and slightly complex SQL statements. It's better than bad sex, on par with mediocre sex, and leaves me as refreshed as a short nap or a good book.

By the gods, I love coding. SQL turns me on like nothing else.

Comments

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

You scare me...

This is a good thing.

Hehe

[azurelunatic]

Yep, I'm weird.

SQL

[spacemummy.livejournal.com]

Like sex, you have to be SELECTive.

Re: SQL

[azurelunatic]

*groan*

[godai.livejournal.com]

Select *
from Azzsbelongings
where
sound = "Bzzzzzzzzzzz";

[azurelunatic]

Like my computer's fan? ;)

[godai.livejournal.com]

well it was select *

[azurelunatic]

Sure was.

Which gets you the computer fan, an alarming number of sex toys, a small grey kitten, and gods know what else.

[godai.livejournal.com]

the kitten goes Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

[azurelunatic]

When she's purring.