azurelunatic | For once, a polite pornish type!

Session Start (Yahoo! - silenceshadow:need_u2c_me_cum): Sat Mar 15 01:50:25 2003
[01:50] need_u2c_me_cum: hi

The name says it all. This is where I usually hit 'ignore', but I was bored.

[01:50] azurelunatic: Hello.
[01:50] need_u2c_me_cum: hi
[01:51] need_u2c_me_cum: how are you?
[01:51] azurelunatic: I'm all right. And you?
[01:51] need_u2c_me_cum: i'm okay.........erm......just woke up..........so feeling.....mmmm..........y'know
[01:51] need_u2c_me_cum: :)
[01:52] need_u2c_me_cum: :">
[01:53] need_u2c_me_cum: sorry, i'm prone to being too honest
[01:53] azurelunatic: Ah.
[01:54] need_u2c_me_cum: sorry again, probably the last thing you want to hear is how i'm feeling, in that way

And of course this is where I change the subject, being deliberately obtuse.

[01:55] azurelunatic: Heh. Woah, psychotic levitating cats!!
[01:55] need_u2c_me_cum: hehhehehhhheh
[01:55] need_u2c_me_cum: :P
[01:56] azurelunatic: Cat walks along floor, then BOUNCE! suddenly cat is in midair.
[01:57] need_u2c_me_cum: really?...........
[01:57] need_u2c_me_cum: should take it to a circus
[01:57] need_u2c_me_cum: :)
[01:57] azurelunatic: Well, then the cat is back on the floor again.
[01:57] need_u2c_me_cum: phew
[01:58] need_u2c_me_cum: i'm mark, by the way
[01:58] azurelunatic: Hi.
[01:58] need_u2c_me_cum: hi
[01:58] need_u2c_me_cum: i'm 35 and in the uk

Another opening line. Again, I divert.

[01:59] azurelunatic: Ah, happy fun with time zones.
[01:59] azurelunatic: It's two in the morning here.
[01:59] need_u2c_me_cum: wow
[01:59] need_u2c_me_cum: you should be sleeping..........maybe
[01:59] need_u2c_me_cum: ;)

And the comeon again; again the deflection.

[02:00] azurelunatic: Sleep's a good idea.
[02:00] azurelunatic: But so is caffiene.
[02:00] need_u2c_me_cum: hehehehe
[02:00] need_u2c_me_cum: you on your own?

Next up: a deliberate misinterpretation...

[02:00] azurelunatic: My roommates are still awake.
[02:01] need_u2c_me_cum: is that cos you won't let them sleep?...........force feeding them caffeine too?.......hehehhee
[02:01] need_u2c_me_cum: :)
[02:02] azurelunatic: Nah. My one roommate works late. And this looks to be one of the videogame nights.
[02:02] need_u2c_me_cum: cool
[02:02] azurelunatic: Caffiene is a poor substitute for gaming.

And heeeere comes the pitch...

[02:02] need_u2c_me_cum: can i ask...............
[02:03] need_u2c_me_cum: you said hi..............was a bit surprised.........lot of people get put off by my yahoo ID
[02:03] azurelunatic: Heh.

And the smackdown.

[02:03] azurelunatic: I like to taunt pornbots and then post the IM logs to laugh at.
[02:03] need_u2c_me_cum: hehehehehehehe
[02:04] need_u2c_me_cum: so........i should maybe go?
[02:04] azurelunatic: If you wish.
[02:05] need_u2c_me_cum: no chance you would want to see me............?

Oh, so hopeful!

[02:05] azurelunatic: No.
[02:05] need_u2c_me_cum: okay
[02:05] need_u2c_me_cum: was nice to say hi
[02:05] need_u2c_me_cum: take care
[02:05] azurelunatic: Yep. :)
[02:05] azurelunatic: You too.
[02:05] need_u2c_me_cum: :-*

For once, a polite pornish type!

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