More SQL musings

[azurelunatic]

Many bad puns may be derived from the concept ALTER TABLE when looked at by a witch or other Practitioner.

Comments

[waywind.livejournal.com]

Personally I've been mulling over a way to utilize "cell padding" in an amusing way.
You know, like a padded cell. Har de har har!
What puns did you have in mind?

[azurelunatic]

What do you do when you have a suicidal <TD>?

Increase cell padding by 10%.

[azurelunatic]

Something playing off the similarity between alter and altar.

Re:

[waywind.livejournal.com]

Aaaah. :)

[ornjkitty.livejournal.com]

Drat. I was thinking along the lines of:

"1D20 Creature Turned Into
1 Toad
2 Newt
3 Tree Frog
4 Turtle
5 Ferret
6 Gelatinous Ooze
..." You get the picture.